Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

A Poem By Caitlyn Jenner

First they came for the blacks
And I said, “The ones my stepdaughters are dating?”
And they said, “No,” so I didn’t care all that much.

Then they came for the Jews
And I said, “My lawyer?”
And they said, “No, not your lawyer,” so I was fine with that.

Then they came for the trade unionists
And I said, “What’s a trade unionist?”
And they tried to explain it, but I was thinking about lunch.

They they came for the transgenders
And I was like, “Hey now!”
And they said, “You honestly didn’t see this coming?”
And I said, “HE HELD UP A FLAG!”
This is not on me.

4 Comments

  1. Mark

    Isn’t that prose?

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      Blank verse

  2. Mark

    Mel Blank?

  3. Clucker

    This is some of your finest work.

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