A couple of weeks after the camp, a Ferris player came forward and said that while Sharkey was grilling, he turned with his exposed penis inside a hot dog bun. Sharkey said, “You think that is a big dog – take a look at this,” according to school records that listed multiple different versions of the same quote. – Spokane Spokesman-Review, 3/19/17

Should I take my dick out?

If you even have to ask, then: no.

Should I take my dick out and put it in a hot dog bun?

Well, you know: good for you if you fill the sucker up, but still gonna go with “no.”

Should I take my dick out, put it in a hot dog bun, and then show it to minors?

No?

Why is that a question?

It’s so obvious that I fear a trick.

No, I’m legitimately asking.

Do not take your dick out, put it in a hot dog bun, and then show it to minors.

Okay.

Glad we found a consensus on that one.