What a fansippy time!
Glorioski, all near!
Life is lubrious, laurious,
Downright mainglorious:
Executive Time is here.

Don’t holler or warble;
And slip off your shoes.
We’ve got nine whipknife hours
To flooby and flower,
And I think Bannon forgot some booze.

Kellyanne, bring your pompoms;
Stephen Miller, your pills.
The fathead is sleeping,
Or internet creeping.
The White House is here for our thrills.

Oh, who summoned the demon?
People, really not cool.
Now it’s making a dinner
Of Billy Shine’s innards;
Dammit, who chanted the Rites of Mar’Kuul?

What a fansippy time!
Glorioski, all near!
Life is lubrious, laurious,
Downright mainglorious:
Executive Time is here.