The InstaHotties have returned to Burning Man
(You could set your Apple Watch by it.)
They have enormous boots
–furry or fascist–
Goggles
Defined intercostals.

Not all of them.
All InstaHotties are not the same.
Don’t be a bigot.
Most are still in Mykonos.
Or Los Angeles.
Or yachts.
I’m not talking about the basic bitches.

The playa encircles the Man.
We orbit
One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six
Seven
Counter-clockwise
We meet gravity with faith.

Someone told me this was the place to be.