What are you doing here, Fajita Mike from the Full Throttle Saloon?

“I dunno. You wanna drink vodka with me?”

No.

“I got a gallon of Otrava.”

Otrava?

“It’s Russian! Let’s drink vodka and do crack like black people.”

WHOA, NELLY! Do not be racist up in here.

“Yeah, I’m racist as shit, man. Let’s drink vodka and love America together.”

I really don’t want to.

“Stop being a Jewbag.”

Go away, Fajita Mike.

“Talk about the Crüe some more.”

No. Leave.

“They’re not as good as Jackyl.”

They are totally as good as Jackyl.

“Stop talking like a Mexican.”

We’re done.