Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

All I Know Is That She Sang A Lille While

Hey, Mrs. Donna Jean. Whatcha doing?

“Ah’m boogyin’, sugar. Most nobody don’ know what kinda moves Ah got.”

You mostly just swayed gently onstage.

“Ah was under strict instructions! Miz Donna Jean, we ain’t that kinda band. That’s what e’rybody would tell me. Otherwise, Ah woulda done a li’l hotsteppin’.”

I had no idea.

“Dancin’ Queen Donna Jean. That was mah nickname growin’ up in Alabama. Ah once had the honor of performin’ the tango with Governor Wallace.”

What was that like?

“He kept jammin’ his pecker into mah stomach.”

Sounds right.

OR

I see you back there, Ramrod.

OR

Full.

Fucking.

Muppet.

3 Comments

  1. Is there a strong correlation between Full Fucking Muppet Jerry and Greaser Serial Killer Bobby?

    Anecdotally and off the cuff, they seem to go together . . . It’s like when Jer’s Hair got too big, Bobby got nervous and stopped washing his . . .

  2. Everyone’s eyein’ up that bottle of something.

  3. ramrod in the background

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