Hey, Mrs. Donna Jean. Whatcha doing?
“Ah’m boogyin’, sugar. Most nobody don’ know what kinda moves Ah got.”
You mostly just swayed gently onstage.
“Ah was under strict instructions! Miz Donna Jean, we ain’t that kinda band. That’s what e’rybody would tell me. Otherwise, Ah woulda done a li’l hotsteppin’.”
I had no idea.
“Dancin’ Queen Donna Jean. That was mah nickname growin’ up in Alabama. Ah once had the honor of performin’ the tango with Governor Wallace.”
What was that like?
“He kept jammin’ his pecker into mah stomach.”
I see you back there, Ramrod.