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All One Nick Gilder Top Ten Singles, Ranked From Worst To Best

  1. Hot Child in the City, 1979 Best song ever written about teen hookers.

Wait…

All 71 Songs Written About Teen Hookers, Ranked From Best To Worst

Stop this.

You can’t make me.

5 Comments

  1. Tor Haxson

    Can the Canadians please tell me what Roxy Roller is about?

    Thanks..

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEYwmfd65C8

    • Luther Von Baconson

      it’s about a boy and his raccoon pursuing a Thoreau-like existence in the Laurentians (with the odd jaunt to Schwartz’s for smoked meat with Theodore Bikel).

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZaXjkgYUEE

      • Luther Von Baconson

        “the kid, Gus, and That Guy Bando? All the time in here. You want Nice Fresh Colman’s on that?”

        • Luther Von Baconson

          “Gilder is in the House. Tongue on rye. Side of pickled beets”

  2. Mulebyrd

    if this is wrong I don’t wanna be right. can’t really fk w/70s gems

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