- “Oh, the Russian ambassador? I thought you said the Prussian ambassador, whom I still contend that I have never met.”
- “I believed that the question was directed to a different racist.”
- “There was, in my opinion, a good chance that Senator Franken had taken some pots before the hearing, and–in my fear of what he might do to me while high on said pots–I misremembered.”
- “I forgot to make the finger-quote gesture to indicate that I was saying ‘no’ sarcastically.”
- “Who better to prosecute the Russians than someone who really knows them, right? Right?”
- “I was distracted thinking about the four soldiers that Hillary Clinton ate in Benghazi.”
- “Senator Schumer has eaten blintzes many times; how come he’s not in trouble?”
- “Listen, I can’t keep track of every Russian spy I have secret meetings with.”
- “In addition to Senator Franken’s marihuana abuse, I was also very distracted by his hair. It has a specific type of curl to it that I found very familiar.”
- “This is, somehow, Obama’s fault.”
- “What’s a little treason between friends?”
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Sorry to be master of the obvious, but Jefferson Beauregard should exclaimed “The South will rise again!” after every inference of Russian interference. I know if I had done the same as Jefferson Beauregard did in his confirmation hearings, I would be charged with perjury. He was under oath & lied: aren’t these fucks supposed to be all about the “rule of law”. They tried to impeach Bill Clinton for similar reasons(strange how Kenneth Starr oversaw the rise of a massive rape culture at Baylor considering he was supposed to be such a paragon of virtue). I will smoke a massive joint and think about Jefferson Beauregard while doing it.
Marihuana pots?