
Good evening, sir. Would you like to tell us your name?
“I’m gonna blow it up.”
Okay. So, you’ve come down to Washington to support Donald Trump. Can you tell us what it is about the president-elect that inspires you?
“It’s all gonna burn.”
Uh-huh. Was it his economic plan?
“You’re gonna burn. All the weak will burn.”
Sure. And what do you think about his cabinet picks?
“Rick Perry’s a great choice.”
Thanks. Back to the studio.

Crazy Harry in 2020!
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That’s Joe Perry.
Hahaha haha!
Close, but not quite. Joe hasn’t been replaced by a miniaturized Asian clone (yet).
Tyler Perry?
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Is that the Situation Room? ‘Cause we got a situation.