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An Open Letter To The Anesthesiology Assistant At Today’s Endoscopy Who Got Mad At Me When I Told Her That Her Eyebrows Were On Fleek (Which They Totally Were)

Dear Anesthesiology Assistant At Today’s Endoscopy, etc.,

Sorry.

Sorry?

Let’s just go with sorry.

Sincerely,

Thoughts on the Dead

5 Comments

  1. Dan

    Anesthesiology is a “get out of jail free” card for any faux pas’ in the monopoly game of life. You learn this after five major surgeries.

    • thoughtsonthedead

      Oh, I was completely sober when I said that.

  2. maggiemay

    Oh, Mr. On the Dead, how you’ve got learning to do.

    • thoughtsonthedead

      I am but a unlettered hillbilly lost in the city.

      • maggiemay

        Worry not, for I thought “fleek” was referring to a person of the same name. Turns out it’s just weird teenage slang.

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