- Congress shall make no law abridging freedom of speech, but you have to use your real name on the internet.
- Everyone is issued one (1) shotgun at birth, and you only get a dozen shells at a time, and you’re not allowed to walk around in public with the damn things.
- Unchanged from original Bill of Rights: you still don’t have to let British soldiers sleep on your couch.
- If the glovebox is locked, and so is the trunk in the back, then the cops are gonna need a warrant for that. Also: any government officials need a warrant to make anyone (including non-citizens) open their phone at any time.
- Nobody sleeps outside, and everyone has something to eat. We’ll figure out the details later, but nobody sleeps outside and everyone eats something every day.
- And you get to see the doctor for free. Not free, nothing’s free, but it’s a single-payer scheme. Taxes pay for it; you don’t have to pay to see the doctor because you already paid to see the doctor.
- Abortion is included in the previous amendment.
- Weed is legal across-the-board. Meth and heroin dealers are executed in public. Cocaine is still available in bar bathrooms.
- No one can be discriminated against for inherent properties of their character, but you can absolutely deny service or employment to assholes.
- The states should pave the roads and shut the fuck up.
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Yes brother yes. Everybody eats.
I would vote for this. Get on it.
1. This is fantastic.
2. Also makes me really really sad to think of how many people in this nation are so vociferously opposed to the concept of universal access to food, shelter, and healthcare.
3. But seriously, this is fantastic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlMwc1c0HRQ