And when they got home that night…
“Hey, Benj: catch!”
“What is that? A Hermes scarf?”
SQUIZZLESHMAZZLEFLAZAM!
…
“It was the Time Sheath. He threw a working time machine at me. Goddammit, Billy. Where am I?”
The smell of sushi and bowing and Shintoism filled the air.
“Japan?”
“EXTRA-RU! EXTRA-RU! Get your paper-san for whatever the equivalent of a nickel is!”
“I’ll take one!”
The paper was called The Hiroshima Times-Picayune and a single plane flew overhead and Benjy knew where he was, and that he and Billy would need to have a serious talk when they saw each other again.
I like where this is going
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPSyv8R3wzk
My fear here is the creation of a benjy/godzirra hybrid
“I just want to say I don’t do that any more, Tim”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBv94pHtJZY
Mecha-Benjy
Also is Benjy a super duper Jewish name? Bc I’ve never even heard it before and it sounds simply silly.
It is short for Benjamin, and it’s pretty darn Jewish, yeah.
Guy’s named Benjamin are generally Jews, even if they’ve got blue eyes and are made out of orange rocks.
Okay. Makes sense. Yes, Benjamin is a fine Jewish name.
But Benjy? I dunno, it seems like a child’s name. Not really adult-y. Sorry.
Is Moishe a Jewish name?
Amish.
http://www.collive.com/pics/s_nf_E-02_111123.JPG
You guys look so cute in this pic!
God damn, do I miss John Candy.