- Awesome Fucker.
- The Wombat.
- Battle Fist.
- Terror Fist.
- Iron Fist.
- Rear Admiral Freedom.
- The Aluminum Android.
- Kartikeya.
- Brice Bixby, the Incontinent Shploink.
- Human Diving Board. (His power was as shitty as his name. City was destroyed several times over on his watch.)
- The Wafting Funk. (She was even more useless than HDB: she put out a mildly unpleasant aroma that just floated with the breeze, but she kept getting all these big-time team-ups because she’s Rear Admiral Freedom’s illegitimate kid.)
- Fabio.
- The Revanchist.
- Lady Penis, the Gender Blaster.
- Crujientes de Papa.
- Shatterstar.
- Gay Batman.
- The Mollycoddler.
- Martin Macabre, DDS.
- Spaghetti.
- Eli Manning With Magical Swords.
- Rape Whistle.
- Prince S’taza of Wahooma, heir to the mantle of the Black Adder!
- The Gynocerous. (This was a giant woman in battle armor who had affixed not the predictable horn to her head, but an attack vagina.)
- Whale Shark. (A spotty attendance record in science class led young Billy Downes to give himself this moniker, thinking that a shark the size of a whale mist be a terror of a beast. After some research, Billy realized that he just ate plankton and didn’t give a fuck. He tried to change his name to Killer Whale, but that was already taken; he was fucked. Stay in school.)
- Roamer. (Your phone service is poor at best around this fellow. At best.)
- Mucus-Face.
- The Rawdog Kid.
- Za-Kandi, King of Africa! (White aristocrat, orphaned baby, magic jungle, friendly gorilla, lotta other racist bullshit, swinging on vines and whatnot.)
- Vinnie Vincent.
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