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Balms Away

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Hey, Bobby. What’s that?

“Cream.”

What’s it for?

“My tushee.”

Okay.

11 Comments

  1. Bonnie Lass of Fenario

    “It works for crabs too.”

    Did you have crabs at some point?

    “That’s between me and my ‘doctor’, but I can say I never wanted to spread any ‘diseases’.”

    That’s very admirable!

    “Also I didn’t want to lose my job.”

    Sure.

    “Buy some! On sale now!”

    The marketing experts are already on it.

    “When do I get my check?”

    It’s all yours if you can finish the tour.

    “I’ll give it a shot.”

    So will we.

    • Bonnie Lass of Fenario

      P.S. The only reason I thought of this is because of Totd’s recent GnR posts – they led me to the underbelly of LA that produced GnR, and which included big outbreaks of STDs. Does that make sense? Hopefully so.

  2. happycat.dhl@gmail.com

    Grate crack.

    thoughtsonthedead posted: ” Hey, Bobby. What’s that? “Cream.” What’s it for? “My tushee.” Okay.”

  3. tor_haxson

    “Grate crack”

    Wow…

  4. Stellblu

    So y’all could break from Bobby’s Manson eyes long enough to see what he was promoting???

    • tor_haxson

      Are you still stuck staring at the eyes..

      Break away man, Break away, that way lies madness

      • Stellblu

        Got stuck for about 12 hours, finally broke eye contact when my phone died. Also found an email from Amazon confirming my order of 3 cases Ace All-Purpose Tush and Crab Cream.

  5. Luther Von Baconson

    get you an HPV shot too bobby

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