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BILL KREUTZMANN INNOCENT!

He’s truly not. He’s a lotta things, but not that one.

BILL KREUTZMANN NOT GUILTY!

Yeah, that one’s doable. Good lawyer will make that happen, but “innocent” is just not a word to apply to Billy.

BILL KREUTZMANN PLED TO A LESSER OFFENSE THAT WILL BE STRICKEN FROM THE RECORD IF HE STAYS OUT OF TROUBLE!

There you go. That’s the one.

5 Comments

  1. laufvergnügen

    My mother-in-law got me Kreutzmann’s book, Deal, for Xmas … I’ve been too terrified to crack the spine.

  2. spencer

    https://i.ytimg.com/vi/TIISJMnrqSQ/hqdefault.jpg

    • dj5000000

      “I-a bake-a wit’ love-a!”

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