Good God.
“Whatchoo jawin’ about!?”
You’re a mess.
“The ol’ Pig’s like an unmade bed. Sloppy and invitin’!”
You look like you’re 28 and just got thrown out of the Navy.
“Always been a mature sort. My mama said my first words were, ‘Flop out that titty, woman! Pig’s got a thirst!'”
That is both very mature and not mature at all.
“Even babies get the blues! Can’t do nothin’ but make pee-pee on yourself! That sorta thing’ll bring ya down.”
Babies got it rough. You remember any of these kids?
“Made it with Michele!”
Nice.
“She’s weird-lookin’, but so’s the Pig! An’ she got it where it counts.”
Brains? Personality?
“She had an ass like a lifeboat!”
Sure.
“I would hold onta it for safety!”
Weird. What about the guys?
“Fuck them guys.”
Right answer.
“The ol’ Pig’s got nothin’ but!”
I know.
Ron does looks like he just woke up. š