Hey, zebras. Whatcha doing?
“Butt time.”
“Sniffin’ ass.”
Wow, great.
“So much information in this tush-stank.”
“How healthy you are, your political preferences.”
Really?
“Sure, nothing like a fine wafting of the nethers.”
“Smelling the backyard.”
“Nose deep in the big muddy.”
“Breathing the bouquet of booty.”
“Respiring the rump.”
“ASS!”
“ASS!”
“ASS!”
…
We done?
“You can leave. We’ll be at this for a while.”
“Ooh, ass.”
Billy would approve this post
Some of the most violent lovemaking I’ve ever seen was between zebras.
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That may be one of your most disturbing.