Bobby Catches Up On The News

“So, uh, you’re a weatherman now?”

“No, Bob. I’m interviewing a woman named Stormy.”

“Ah. And this gal is who?”

“She is an adult actress.”

“Like Betty White.”

“Not that kind of ‘adult,’ Bob. Pornography.”

“Keith did that for a while. Not a pleasant-looking man, but he had a hog on him. He went, uh, what’s called ‘gay for pay.’ Although sometimes he would work directly for drugs, and he called that ‘straight for weight.’ Keith would stick it anywhere if you paid him.”

“I have no idea who this Keith person is.”

“Now, uh, why are you interviewing this sex-lady?”

“Because she apparently had an affair with the President and then got paid off to keep quiet.”

“To keep quiet? Billy used to pay chicks to tell everyone how well he humped.”

“I don’t know who these people you keep talking about are.”

“They’re top men, Whitey.”

“Don’t call me that.”

“And, uh, now this Stormy woman is the Special Counsel?”

“No.”

“I thought we were talking about Stormy Mueller.”

“We weren’t. And there is no such person.”

“Well, then, I’m lost.”