“…and it was getting in my eyes all the time. So, I said: what about a ponytail?”
“That’s what he said. He said it to all of us, y’know: numerous times.”
“But, now: how does one go about such a thing? I quickly hired a ponytail guru–”
“He got thrown out of the food court for bothering tween girls.”
“–and planned my strategy. Scrunchie? Was there a manly enough scrunchie, or would my natural manliness push the already-manly scrunchie into a parodic, macho sort of manliness that I like to stay away from?”
“Bobby thinks about his hair a lot.”
“I do, Jer.”
“Anything to add, Mickey?”
“Happy to be here.”
“Great.”
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