“I’m gonna stick my dobro up your ass if you don’t take that stupid thing off.”
“Contract says I can wear it.”
“Just stand there and wave your mallets around, jackass.”
“Ah, wear your culottes, Weir.”
“You don’t like Lost Sailor, then write your own song and we’ll play that.”
“I wrote a song. I invented rap music.”
“Don’t you start with that shit again.”
…
“What the fuck is in your ears, Mick?”
“What the fuck are on your feet, Bob?”
“That’s it. Andrew!”
…
“Do you mean me, Bobby?”
“Andrew Perry.”
“No.”
“Apple Peach.”
“Uh-uh.”
“Ally Pally.”
“That’s a place, Bob. It’s Aaron Paul.”
“Whatever. You’re a criminal person. Come hit Mickey for me.”
“I am an actor, Bobby. Not a criminal.”
“There’s a difference?”
Where’s Tennille?
…sorry Jeff
I thought the Captain looked more like Lou Reed than Daryl Dragon. I never knew Mickey could pull off being Lou Reed impersonating Daryl Dragon playing drums
Love will keep them together
Remember the bionic watermelon skit from Captain and Tennile Show. I don’t know why I do.
It’s easy to grin When your ship comes in And you’ve got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile, Is the man who can smile, When his shorts are too tight in the seat.
true story: 4/11/87 mick went through two hats and an eyepatch during desolation row.