
“Les Paul didn’t invent the refrigerator, but he was the first person to affix his children’s artwork to one.”
Bobby.
“He also invented the crisper.”
Bobby.
“And where the eggs go? That was Les Paul, too. Amazing mind.”
Bob.
“I’m giving a speech here.”
You’re not. This ended, like, a week ago.
“Well, you’re the one who keeps finding the damn pictures.”
Let’s just say we’re both at fault.
“I’m not gonna say that.”
…
What’s in your fanny pack?
“Garcia’s stash.”
Still?
That truly was the LONGEST “Yellow Dog” story that Bob ever told. But he got the punch line right this time.