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I don’t know how to respond to this.
“The guitar?’
Nope.
“Shirt?”
Yup.
“Well, I don’t know if you know this, but I’m the Bobby.”
I know that, Bobby.
“I’m the handsome one.”
You were and continue to be, yes.
“And, you know, the internet’s real big nowadays. So, uh, hashtag.”
Hashtag what?
“Hashtag handsome.”
Wait. Did John Mayer buy you that shirt?
“No.”
Okay.
“Josh Meyers did.”
Sure.

That is correctly read as “#H AND SO ME”.
The best part about this shirt is he wore it both nights at Wannee this year. He must really like it.