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Bruce Hornsby & The Ginge #10

trey bruce big“Movie theaters, Bruce?”

“Movie theaters, Trey. Wave of the future. Hope there’ll be some drive-in theaters included. Love to take my Oldsmobile and my best girl and bang her in the back seat without any worry whatsoever of AIDS, which does not exist yet.”

“You were being ironic in calling it the wave of the future.”

“I was, yes.”

“Well done, then. So: why?”

“As far as I can tell, it’s the last technology they all understand.”

“Huh.”

“Mickey thinks webcasting involves breeding super-intelligent spiders, and he’s for that. Even after it was explained to him, Mickey demanded that Operation Spider, PhD. go forward.”

“That sounds about right. I assume Billy voted with him.”

“Yes, but only to annoy Phil. Billy’s terrified of spiders and intelligence.”

“Bruce?”

“Sure?”

“What the hell did we sign up for?”

“A long, strange trip, Treyvon.”

4 Comments

  1. jaygerland

    double digits. how our treyvon has grown.

    • thoughtsonthedead

      If one were to look back, one would find that there were maybe three or four number 8’s and 9’s, so it should be around Ep. 15 or so, rightly.

      • jaygerland

        that explains why this joke feels like it’s been going on so much longer.

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