Hey, Bobby. Whatcha doing?
“Potato salading.”
Sure. Any plans for Thanksgiving?
“Yeah. Gonna steal the Time Sheath and show John Mayer what a truly pretty man looks like.”
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Are we talking about a good old-fashioned handsome-off?
“Alert the media.”
Oh, I don’t think we should tell the media about the time machine.
“Oh, right. Might be a felony.”
No “might” about it, Bob.
bobby would win the handsome off by a mile. or two.
Yep, don’t even need the time-sheath.
Ohhhhh my god you guys. John Mayer looks like he was born from a freaking dumpster. There is nothing handsome about him. He’s very much below average and doesn’t have ANYTHING next to Bobby. Few people do, anyway.
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Billy finally got ahold of Mayer’s Rolodex.
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