Hey, Phil. Birthday time again, huh?

“Every year, dipshit.”

Always good to chat. Why is Peter Shapiro yelling?

“Explosive diarrhea.”

Really?

“The man shits himself constantly. Surprised he still has an asshole left.”

Did not know that.

“Learn something new every day. Well, most people do. Not you. You’re a moron.”

Seriously: always good to chat.