
Parish had been a drummer for the Grateful Dead for five minutes when he threw a tantrum, punched the rest of the band, and flew home.
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“It feels nice on your back, Jer.”
“Don’t rub my back, Weir.”
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“Your front?”
“Parish! Oh, you’re right there.”
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Either Mrs. Donna Jean is shaking her maracas, or Phil has the daintiest hands I’ve seen on a man since politics politics politics.
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In a karate fight with improvised weapons that took place in a drum store, cabasa vs. maracasa is an even match up: cabasa is good for a hammer-type blow, while you can wield the maracas like sai. Obviously, a guiro is of no use whatsoever in karate fighting. Optimally, you would stand at a distance and frisbee ride cymbals at your opponent’s neck as hard as you could.
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This shot’s from 6/4/78 at the University of California at Santa Barbara. (Go Banana Slugs!)

Unless their team names have changed, UC Santa Cruz are the Banana Slugs & UC Santa Barbara are the Gauchos. Was this shot taken at UC Santa Cruz & not UC Santa Barbara?
All UC schools are the Banana Slugs.
Heeheheeeeheee