And this is happening.
What did I tell you about getting a cat?
I didn’t get a cat! The little fucker met me at my car and just walked in the house with me. I threw him out an hour ago and he came back.
You can barely take care of yourself. You may not have a cat. Now get him out of here before the other one shows up.
IS THAT A KITTEH? LOVES THE KITTEH AND GIVE HIM NUM-NUMS ALL OVER HIS TUSHEEBUTT, YES I WILL.
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Are you happy now?

is this the cat you stole?