Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Choose Your Quarantine House: Grateful Dead Edition

SAN SOUCI

Garcia
Most of his wives
Parish
John Kahn
Rock Scully

RUCKA RUCKA RANCH

Mickey
Around a dozen foreigners playing drums
Several horses on acid
The ghost of Bill Graham

TERRAPIN CROSSROADS

Phil
Jill
Graham
The Busboys
Ross James

BOBBY’S A-FRAME

Bobby
His wife, Natasha Monster
Monet and all of her Instagram simps.
Bobby’s long-time stalker, Helvetica Dropfoot.
Matt Busch
Many dogs

BILLY’S MALIBU PLACE

Billy
Benjy Eisen
Justin
Assorted skank
Delivery guy Billy took a shine to and kidnapped

14 Comments

  1. dawn

    well, that helps put into perspective my cabin fever with my family….i guess for me it would have to be san souci.

  2. ritchie vanian

    easy- BILLY’S MALIBU PLACE

  3. Tor Haxson

    most of his wives?

    I don’t know man,

    Some of those are Texas Medicine, and one of them is railroad Gin.

  4. MJK

    it has been my lifes ambition to be yelled at by Bill Grahams ghost while tripping on acid, so its an easy choice, but i digress.

  5. Luther Von Baconson

    Rukka Rukka. Totes, defs

  6. Michael DeBruin

    Billy’s place, but we raid San Souci at midnight.

  7. Jenny Boylan

    I figure whichever one I pick I’m going to wind up sharing a child’s bed with Cutler.

  8. JES

    I’m watching to see where Precarious goes before I decide.

  9. NoThoughtsOnDead

    (As ever, best comments section on the Internet.)

  10. Cube

    No votes for the A frame?? Bob’s clearly the most chill of the grateful deads. The house looks pretty idyllic from the netflix bio-doc. Maybe can jam w sammy over the back fence. The only downside I see is Ive never met bob but I already know all his stories.

  11. Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

    Thank goodness we only had two buses in Europe, in 1972.

  12. Buck Mulligan

    Sans souci. Ocean view would be soothing right now.

    p.s. I think you’re conflating Rucka Rucka (Bobby’s place in Nicasio Valley with assorted drunken Oregonians) with Mickey’s Ranch (with Snorter the horse and all the danged drums, in Novato.) Very different vibe, I’m guessing.

  13. Merkin

    You Forgot:

    Pig’s Shotgun Shack

    Janis

    Foxes

    Box-back nitties

    And a bottle in the other room

  14. DJ5000000

    I”m kinda intrigued about Helvetica Dropfoot. Is she called that because she hand writes in Helvetica font ?

Leave a Reply