Hey, Bobby.
“I, uh, thought you were mooing.”
Moving.
“Ah. Yeah, that makes much more sense.”
It does.
“You’re not a cow.”
No. Bobby?
“Yuh-huh?”
Explain yourself.
“Well, you know Monet.”
Not personally, but I follow her on Instagram.
“She went out to the lot and, well, she made her old man proud.”
She yoinked that shirt for you?
“She did. It’s a parody of a popular heavy mental band. And, uh, the style is what’s know as a tanked top.”
Right.
“And I don’t know if you’ve noticed–”
Literally every single Deadhead on the planet has noticed, Bobby.
“–I’ve been hitting the gym lately.”
Dude, you got a bicep vein like Arnold.
“Rothstein?”
Schwarzenegger.
“That also makes more sense.”
My kid sent me a fb post of this photo a couple of days ago, titled
We can share the creatine,
we can share the roids
“Wang Deshun” google it, i double dog dare you to…..
Actually, it is the pre CBS Strat that is the real item in that photo.