Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Cubs Of The Damned

bearschicagoDidn’t Walton kill the two of you?

Not mortal.

Not flesh.

You guys are freaking me out.

Dance with us.

Do you hear the music playing?

We will dance forever.

Forever.

I don’t want to be here anymore.

Then come with us.

Come dancing.

Did you scare yourself?

I did.

Wanna watch cat videos for a while?

Are the cats going to knock stuff off tables?

Yes.

And not be demonic furries from an evil pocket dimension here to eat my soul?

No.

I would also like to enjoy some pornography.

Knock yourself out.

13 Comments

  1. maggiemay

    P0rn was made by the D3VIL

  2. Sir Luther Von Baconson

    had to do it. kinks & porn.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiKgQYxUnTs

    • cuznt

      It’s only natural
      Oddly when this was popular and on MTV, I was wooking out with the best of them on Grateful Dead tour. I am not complaining fwiw tour was always better than any other option

  3. cuznt

    i think inside the costumes is Billy and Mickey (and from the grin of the orange one; it must be mickey grinning with the knowledge that the bearded hat guy is about to get dick punched by the “Green” Billy. Remember Billy was handing out free rolling papers in the lots.) I also feel that the video shared by Sir Luther Von Baconson must have been emitting out of the speaker we see. It is all too surreal.

  4. maggiemay

    David Gans actually looks like a little bear cub aw

  5. tor_haxson

    My cats dance here for you.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNNSHu_55D8

    Might be soothing

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