Hey, Eddie. Whatcha doing?
“I’m not part of your bullshit. Don’t talk to me.”
But I’m a fan.
“Who isn’t? Fuck off.”
Your outfit is a little matchy-matchy.
“Fuck off!”
Well, who can I talk to?
“DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!”
Shit.
Hey, Dave.
“I’ll talk to you!”
You’ll talk to anyone.
“Let’s do cocaine kaRATE!”
That’s not a thing.
“You got a girlfriend?”
No.
“Get one, so I can fuck her!”
I can see why they keep firing you.
“Hello, Whatever City I’m In!”
You’re backstage, Dave.
“WOO!”
C’mon, Dave. Gimme a break.
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