“So, uh, some folks heard ‘oral.'”

“Bobby.”

“And others heard ‘handy.'”

“No.”

“And, you know, both of those are fine ways to let young ladies show their appreciation of your musical abilities.”

“You’re not getting it right.”

“I suppose if she had a lot of rings on, I’d go for ‘oral.’ Or maybe some sort of skin condition. But if she had, say, a mouthful of peanut butter in her braces, I would go for ‘handy.’ There’s a lot of variables here.”

“Bobby, it’s ‘Laurel’ and–”

“Billy! Did you hear ‘oral’ or ‘handy?'”

“Fuck that grade school shit! Straight anal, baby!”

“Billy heard ‘straight anal.’ What about you, New Brent?”

…

“How do you not know my name? We’ve known each other for 20 years, Bob.”

“And I value our relationship right up until the moment you ask for more money.”