Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

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The youth of today are virtually illiterate dopesucking jitterbugs, and they’ll be the death of us.

But their memes…

Their memes.

23 Comments

  1. Dawn

    dopesucking jitterbugs?

    • thoughtsonthedead

      Yes.

      • mrcompletely

        ranks with your finest work

        • thoughtsonthedead

          The SWAGGIE one is to blame

          • mrcompletely

            I meant spencer

          • thoughtsonthedead

            um

            Ok

            Um
            Uh

          • mrcompletely

            ha! the other compliment on this page was for the dankness of the meme.

            but that’s not you either. So, ah…well

          • thoughtsonthedead

            Huh. Yeah.

            Ok.

          • mrcompletely

            seriously though that reefer madness gif is the chron

      • tor_haxson

        That reefer must be high altitude, volcanic soil, have fruity overtones, a robust muskiness, and a high that is both vibrant and soothing, mostly indica but ending with a clear sativa buzz

      • dj5000000

        Ah. Reefer Madness. And the colorized version to boot.

  2. mrcompletely

    The game has been elevated. This is quality content.

  3. mrcompletely

    although if the WHOLE squad is really considered on point here we’re clearly grading Keith on a hell of a curve

    • thoughtsonthedead

      Yeah, he’s around 80% deceased.

    • FreedomHaul

      Right? My first thought after looking at this was “Holy shit, what’s wrong with Keith?!?”

      Then I remembered.

  4. jk

    Billy looks like he’s fired a warning shot across the bow vis a vis dick punching.

    What kind of people is Mrs. Donna Jean surrounding herself with?

  5. maggiemay

    http://i.lvme.me/jjtsf7l.jpg

    you’re welcome

    • maggiemay

      oh jesus christ I didn’t even read this before posting it

      it’s incorrect. it should say “I AM A…” not “I’M”

      HECK

      • tor_haxson

        Maggie,

        Does ToTD have you following some style guide for Memes?

        He has indeed mastered the bloggings, but Memes are the future, grammar as you see fit, IMO…

        I have certainly triggered the ban hammer, so those will be my last words for you..

        One complaint though, Half Naked Gods, are usually full frontal not just a head shot. Zeus, Jesus, Greek, Roman, Norse, regardless the weather we get to see more skin that your god there. The Prophet is an exception, he was so sexy we are not allowed to see him at all.


        Tor

      • maggiemay

        Tor,

        Yes, I am following a style guide of sorts. The memes which I am making are parodies of legitimate “memes” that exist. (http://justgirlythings.tumblr.com)

        I don’t like these “justgirlythings.” They seem like a joke, but they’re not. I don’t really care that people like them, but I personally think they’re stupid. Scroll through them. The things they list are not necessarily specific to being a girl. In all technicality some of them are simply fragments. They are not applicable to all girls or all people. They’re just… Dumb. I know that was redundant, but I don’t know how else to describe it. But hey, if people like it, I don’t care.

      • maggiemay

        http://justgirlythings.tumblr.com/post/122778745393

        ?????? ???? I just feel like calling them “just girly things” is silly. It should maybe be “things I personally enjoy”

        And, if I were to make a “just girly thing,” I’d mention something that is actually “girly.” Like having boobs or… I dunno, being a female? After all of the obvious differences between girls and boys, I feel like things that people enjoy just have to do with people being people. I don’t think there’s any particular reason I like the Dead other than the fact that I like em. My gender doesn’t have anything to do with it. But then again, there are of course things that are statistically more appealing to boys or girls. I’m I would enjoy cosmetic shopping much more than you all would, even given the fact that I don’t particularly enjoy cosmetics and clothes to a certain degree. I make myself look pretty, simply. I don’t go too deep into it, but other girls do (which is totally okay). Am I making sense?

      • maggiemay

        Oh, I’m just rambling. This is incoherent to my standards. It’s after lunch and there are too many people in the library.

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