Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Do You Even Jam, Bro?

Hey, Bobby. Whatcha doing?

“Getting, uh, swole. Am I saying it right?”

Kinda.

“Gonna be a mass monster.”

Oh, I don’t think that’s a great idea.

“But I’m also going for shredded. Like Markus Ruhl meets Frank Zane.”

No one reading this knows who those men are.

“And don’t forget the wheels. Lee Priest is gonna be jealous.”

Stop referencing retired bodybuilders.

“Bodybuilding is a lot like the Grateful Dead, if you think about it.”

How so.

“Both involve sets.”

Sure. Anything else?

“Yeah. You, uh, don’t have to take drugs, but you get a lot more out of it if you do.”

True.

“When you showed up, I figured we’d discuss my footwear.”

I was deliberately not looking at those nightmares.

“Ah.”

3 Comments

  1. NoThoughtsOnDead

    If you don’t build a muscle, every year after age 35, you lose 1% of the strength in that muscle. So, for geriatrics like Bobby & me, this is an important investment to make. Can’t lift a red metal stool if you don’t keep working.

  2. mikemj

    Fuckin’ hilarious

  3. Dick Scratcher

    Still no pictures
    Such a shame
    I love this site
    Apparently im not alone
    Others it the EU can’t see the pictures too

    Although this has got to be those pictures of Bobby working out XD

    Help
    I want my favourite site back!!

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