- Spends all day on Twitter picking fights with people and misspelling things.
- Covered in makeup.
- Obsessed with his hair.
- Has a new best friend/worst enemy every week.
- Unfamiliar with the basic tenets of international diplomacy.
- Loves the sound of his own name.
- Tends to overuse superlatives.
- Capable of paying–at best–partial attention to the other person speaking during a conversation.
- Unrefined palate.
- Will only read if threatened.
- Terrible, but constant, liar.
- Utterly unqualified to be the President of the United States.
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This is insulting … to teenage girls. Right, Swaggie Maggie?
Steve B beat me to it…
Maggie doesn’t come around here anymore thereby validating this point.
“Has a new best friend/worst enemy every week.”