Forget “Remember when the President was charming?”
Forget “Remember when the President could hold an impromptu conversation with a rando without it getting weird?”
Forget “Remember when the President was fuckable?”
Forget “Remember when the President could talk to children like a human?”
Forget all that shit.
Remember when the President could walk a mile without a golf cart?
How about remember a President that didn’t crave so much attention that one could go for a 24 hour period without hearing about one their faux pas or other random acts of ineptitude. Today’s performance was the one of the worst yet. Dude had a deal for $25 Billion for a fictitious wall with a full DACA solution a little over a yea ago to only to scuttle it. Then the next offer went down to $1.7 Billion offer before the shutdown. Today Individual 1 was babbling about how much money he had generated in this deal which gave him less before the shutdown($1.375 Billion). Perhaps he ended the practice of a government shutdown as a political tool because of this absolutely shambolic result.
That dude is dripping with charisma.
Time for a ’74 Dark Star.