“Not gonna write something all sweet and sad about me?”
Nah.
“Good for you, man. Someone’s gotta be the cynical asshole in the room.”
I prefer to think of myself as a freethinker.
“Cynical assholes always do.”
You’re not wrong. Hey, Garcia?
“Yeah, man?”
You farting?
“You’re a chore, y’know that?’
You’re totally farting.
https://youtu.be/Qgow_s8osIg
He needs a Man-zere.
Bro!