Hey, Phil. Whatcha doing?
“Same ol’, same ol’. Making music, meeting randos.”
Powerful set of eyebrows on this one.
“Ah, leave him alone. Happy little fucker.”
I notice he’s touching you.
“Still within acceptable parameters. If he starts caressing, then we go to Deadcon 5.”
That’s not a thing.
“Sure it is. Robbie Taylor throws ’em in the canal.”
What’s Deadcon 1?
“Robbie chucks ’em in the canal.”
Sure. Phil?
“Last question.”
Okay: why do you sign your name with your left hand?
“Bothers you not knowing, doesn’t it?’
Yes.
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Phil?
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Phil?
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I didn’t know they could do that.
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