What used to be is not what is, Enthusiasts. This is the nature of nature, and of conjugation. Gonna becomes is turns into was transforms to used to be. What I’m getting at here is this: Bobby is shrinking and we need to accept it. Bobby used to be taller than Garcia, but now he is shorter than pop star-banging guitarists, and hippies who never had a hit single, and wealthy gay men on vacation. That’s short!
What to do? First off, show kindness. Do not keep offering to fetch items off the top shelf for Bobby, or forward him links that advertise sandals with hidden lifts. This will cause him to become resentful, and he will take it out on Matt Busch. Secondly: defend Bobby. If you see a tall rando heading his way, tackle that rando. Third: we should probably just all ignore it like we did Garcia’s hobbies. That worked out well.
A good novelist could reveal all of these men’s character just by describing their choices in footwear.
Yup.
This picture, it just ain’t right man, kinda …ugh.
In all seriousness, Franti is fucking tall
And who would have thought sappy love songs about your second wife don’t hit number one.
Is Bobby the most “Grateful Dead” person in that picture?
who are the two people on the left?
Josh has apparently deemed himself the heir to Chris Charucki’s legacy
fire extinguisher?
mick fleetwood’s looking good. but hey, you ease up on your Lindsey Buckinghams, you’re gonna lose a few lbs.