Hey, Better Care Reconciliation Act. Whatcha doing?
“Dying.”
Yeah.
“‘Yeah?’ That’s it? Where’s your sympathy? What kind of country just leaves a bill to die in the street like this?’
Sorry, buddy, but you had a pre-existing condition.
“This isn’t right! I’m a human being!”
You’re not at all.
“Still, I deserve better than to be abandoned just because I don’t have the political support.”
Not seeing the irony here, huh?
“I’m Republican; we don’t get irony.”
Sure.
“What happens to me now?”
There’s a farm upstate where all failed bills play together all day. The Equal Rights Amendment is up there. You’ll hate her.
“I don’t deserve this.”
No, you deserve worse.
This guy suggested that leaving office in disgrace would be enough of a punishment for trump. I suggested that being tortured continuously for the rest of his life would still not be enough of a punishment for the amount of damage he has done to our country and the world.
Handcuffs. He needs to leave the office in handcuffs.