- Snuff film starring Tom Hanks as the snuffer or the snuffee.
- Robocop with a guy who, every time Robocop comes on the screen, leans over and whispers, “That’s Robocop.”
- The sequel to 1970’s Joe: Joe Rogan.
- Two hours of seizure-inducing strobe effects.
- Steve Buscemi fingering his non-showered butthole in 4K.
- Birds being eaten alive by really mean fish.
- Balls! starring Paul Scheer’s head as the left ball.
- Anything with James Cordon.
- Ruby Rose and Gina Carano doing Shakespeare.
- Surveillance footage of a 9/11-themed rape.
- Bloodsport with Donald Trump who keeps fast-forwarding so he can watch the bloodsports.

I’m with you there. But, then, I feel that way about all superhero movies.
Speaking of flix, you ever see “Under the Silver Lake”? Given your fondness for “Southland Tales” and your LA history, I think you’d dig it, if you need some fresh weird.
Why would this be marked as SPAM? I need to have a talk with my IT guy.
I saw UTSL in a triple-bill with Southland Tales and Inherent Vice. Kinda hated it. Pointless, plus I stopped caring the second that Spider-Man revealed in the bathtub that he was a crazy person.
I was wondering why I’d been sent to Attica too. Oh well in re UTSL . . . Guess I am glad you disliked it before you watched it on my recommendation!