Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Forever Young

It’s Neil Young’s birthday today, but I’d rather stick sharpened dicks into my ears than listen to that man’s music, so let’s celebrate with a far better Young: New Jersey’s own The Young Rascals.

26 Comments

  1. Sir Luther Von Baconson

    Neil left a Fender Deluxe at Moodie’s Motor Court…..gonna stick with the Rascals

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmy9H9S1trU

  2. Boogaloo

    http://www.thestranger.com/binary/cf94/1333662748-dancing_bear.jpg

    I will duel you at 6:00 AM on the 50 Yard Line of any Prep High School in this land defending the honor of Mr Young.

    • tor_haxson

      Killed in a duel over Neil Young.

      Thus ends the career of another comedic genius..

      So many of them lose their lives in duels, I would list them but not enough space.

    • maggiemay

      I’ll back you right the fuck up, Boogaloo.

      • Boogaloo

        He may be emboldened by his anonymity, but this duel will definitely end with the loser sporting a Mayer & Katy neck tattoo of the winners choice.

        • maggiemay

          Hear that, TotD? Watch your back, boy.

    • Morning Deuce

      Americans fighting Americans to defend the honor of a Canadian?
      Strange times we live in.

  3. seangrexa

    A man needs a maid. No truer words ever written by a Canadian.

  4. tor_haxson

    Do those wrong notes he plays, sound good to Canadians or are they universally wrong?

    • spencer

      We forgive him because his dad was one hell of a hockey writer/journalist.

      • Sir Luther Von Baconson

        The Leafs I Knew. Scrubs on Skates.

      • spencer

        They love him on Omemee

        • thoughtsonthedead

          All of you need to stop talking Canadian to one another.

      • spencer

        I meant in, bot on works

      • spencer

        Sorry………

      • Sir Luther Von Baconson

        i guess we shouldn’t go there with Tears Are Not Enough…..”that’s my sound, man”

      • spencer

        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kS138NuLRzU

      • spencer

        https://youtu.be/kS138NuLRzU

      • Sir Luther Von Baconson

        ohhhh dude……TotD gonna pull an O’Bannion

        http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-64Pney33Ufc/VakTbTx52eI/AAAAAAAAYiw/oOwvv6XXQnI/s1600/dazed-and-confused-ben-affleck.png

      • tor_haxson

        Okay…

        I am a big fan of Band Aid, so Canadian Band Aid had me excited..

        I figured Gordon, Neil, Nick Gilder, Trooper, April Wine, Guess Who, BTO, The Band

        But no Nick Gilder in Canadian Band Aid ?
        No April Wine?
        No Trooper..

        Raise a little Hell is what I would do if not if I was trooper and not invited to Canadian Band Aid.


        Tor

      • Sir Luther Von Baconson

        politics politics……

        we’re here for a good time, not a long time. Trooper is the bomb. saw them at The Town Pump….AKA The Town Dump in Vancouver many times. Gastown, which has ceased to exist.

  5. seangrexa

    Canadians have a different temporal scale that only they can hear. They evolved from a slightly different clan of homo sapiens (homo candadensis?) that has a slightly larger forehead / cranium type thing and also larger calcium deposits where our gills used to exist.

    • Sir Luther Von Baconson

      not to mention environmental factors: peameal bacon, Export “A” (or DuMauriers, Player’s dead ends), Hickory Sticks, Glossettes, Blue or Export etc

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM4iQkAI9rw

  6. Sir Luther Von Baconson

    Doctor……

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa-FhzE2AAw

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