A terrifying moment earlier in the evening, Enthusiasts: informed of a new post on Lost Live Dead, this one about Philadelphia and its crucial but overlooked role in the Dead’s success, I sprinted (in an internet sense: I actually moved a finger slightly) to the site only to find it temporarily down!
Gratefully, it has been restored and we can all enjoy it; I have not read it for fear of becoming obsessed with Philadelphia before getting the Japan thing fully out of my system. I can now share with you Similarities Between Japan And Philadelphia:
- You can get Japanese food in both places.
- There are movie theaters.
- Most people sleep at night, but some people do not because of work or other reasons.
- There is rain.
- Other times, it is bright and clear.
- They take sports seriously.
- Ninjas are feared.
- A touch of psychopathy and a deep loathing of their neighbors.
- If you get hit by a car hard enough, you will die.
- Although, you probably got hit intentionally if it was Philly.
- You angered one of them, I don’t know, why’d you go to Philly if you didn’t want to be hit by a car?
- Doodies are made in both places, but in very different ways; the Japanese are beating us in the Toilet Race.
- My fellow Americans, there is a Tushee Gap.
- You ever used a Japanese toilet?
- It’s like checking your asshole into the Four Seasons.
- iToilet.
- BOOM: billion dollar idea; I just disrupted pooping; where’s my start-up money?
- Plus the iToilet weighs and analyzes your leavings and tells you just how healthy and special you are: every yuppie asshole in the country would buy one, especially when they hear that it syncs to your phone and fitness tracker, and is a WiFi hotspot.
- Japan and Philadelphia enjoy many varied pornographies.
- Never won the Super Bowl.
https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.Mae9514f804c19387a9f96c8fd27a397do0&w=242&h=167&c=7&rs=1&qlt=90&o=4&pid=1.1
The taller one is gonna dunk on the shorter one
Ok. There is a place I fit in besides a Grateful Dead concert.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ddWpBbF9-hg
Dr. Brian May, everybody
90% sure that was in Japan cuz I think he goes there a lot
why just the leftovers (“pooled” leftovers to be precise) Ben? why not the whole plate at the outset?