- Roy Cohn.
- Smithers.
- Malcolm Forbes.
- Captain Hook.
- Lindsey Graham. (Shh: he’s in the closet, and no one knows.)
- Andy Cohen’s evil twin, Randy Cohen.
- Gargamel.
- Shepard Smith. (Shh: he’s in the closet, and no one knows.)
- A lot more astronauts than you would have guessed.
- Misguided William, the Guy Who Just Doesn’t get It.
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YOU TAKE THAT BACK! Richard Nixon had wholesome, Republican sex with Pat several times in the 50’s. And then that was it.
Now, Reagan? Gay as a Ferris Wheel.
Hee hee!