Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Get Lost, Sailor

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“I’m gonna knock that smile off your face, you slapdick.”

“Kiss my nuts, princess.”

“Play the song right.”

“No.”

“Play it right!”

“No!”

“I will throw a park bench at your chest.”

“Wonder how it’ll feel to have your mullet shoved up your ass.”

“Better then it’ll feel to have that cowbell shoved up yours.”

“You leave the cowbell out of it.”

“People have been asking you to do that for years.”

“Play the–”

“I DON’T WANNA.”

“–song right, Mickey.”

17 Comments

    • maggiemay

      oh my god why do i think mickey is kind of hot…… why…… this is not ok lel

  1. Morning Douche

    OYE ROBERTO! YO NO SOY MARINERO, SOY CAPITAN!

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-sQVRv2I84ZQ/VZlZwev_LXI/AAAAAAAAO5c/tETqSd_2Jgg/s1600/Mickey_Sailor.jpg

  2. bobweirnevernude

    Mickey is chews his gum as hard as Billy punches dicks to try to keep a straight face during sailor. Doesn’t work..

    http://i.imgur.com/fcGfAAe.gifv

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