Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Gonna Be One Of Those Nights, Huh?

Self-care: horseshit.

______ of the Year: horseshit.

Tax subsidies: horseshit.

Memoirs: horseshit.

Grad school: horseshit.

Wellness: horseshit.

Identity politics: horseshit.

Using the phrase “identity politics” as a pejorative: horseshit.

A good 80% of the Constitution: horseshit.

Non-edible fish: horseshit.

“Wholesome”: horseshit.

You, probably: horseshit.

Me, definitely: horseshit.

Where’s my Guggenheim Fellowship?

3 Comments

  1. Wrayven

    I thought this was going to be about The Eagles. All I know this came up on my YouTube feed today and it was not horseshit:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvATjfXqAq8

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      I hate the fucking Eagles, man.

  2. dawn

    whoa, whoa, whoa! the constitution? 80 percent?

    sometimes badly interpreted, yes. old fashioned language, yes. widely ignored and misquoted, yes. but not four fifths horseshit!

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