Is that a bolo tie?
“Uh, no. I was on the other bus.”
So, it’s a bozo tie?
“All bolo ties are bozo ties.”
What is this you’re doing here?
“Charity?”
You don’t sound sure.
“Well, I’m wearing a tux.”
Probably charity.
…
“You done with Queen?”
You hiring writers for the Amazon show?
“Carry on, then.”
I thought so.
Ki-Yi Bossie!
Change comes from within.( old hot dog vendor joke).
Looks like he’s retired the Alvarez-Yairi. I am ashamed of myself for noticing this.
Also, man on man do you fucking have a gift for creating a universe with so much fucking referential and self-referential depth. It would take me literally (as in the actual meaning of the word “literally”) hours to explain why this 60-word essay is so damn funny to me to someone to whom the words “Grateful Dead” mean as much as they should, which is very little.
All of you are too nice to me.
*”Man oh man,” not “man on man.” Freudian, much?
of course there is