- Beyoncé has done something, perhaps slayed.
- I’m guessing just a song, though: like, the babies didn’t pop out of her while she was dancing in her high heels.
- If two children slid out of Beyoncé, then that would have its own hashtag.
- (By the way: this is how much health education TotD received in his New Jersey public school. I genuinely believe that jiggling around too much during pregnancy might cause the baby to just PLOMP drop out of you.)
- Ryan Seacrest and Bruno Mars are both there; if you stacked them on top of each another, then you would have one human-sized man.
- Is Ezekial a rapper or are the people on Twitter talking about the Bible?
- I do not know, and I will not check.
- What!?
- Alicia Keys is at an award ceremony!?
- Well, pluck my chickens!
- Enthusiasts, I just hit refresh and it appears as if James Corden is hosting and now I am sure that I have made the correct decision to not watch this program.
- I love it when he sings.
- When I was growing up, talk show hosts told jokes and said smart things; I despised that, and wished they would aimlessly drive around Los Angeles singing.
- KATYDOODLE!
- I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
- KAAAAAAAAAATYDOOOOOOOODLE!
- …
- Okay, I’m fine now.
- Fuck it, I have to break my rule for this one:
- Look, it’s Lil Yachty!
- A LITTLE YACHT IS A BOAT, LIL YACHTY!
- You’re obsessed with this.
- The English language is a gift we were given by our ancestors who stole it from everyone else.
- Leave Lil Yachty alone. He’s wearing a very nice suit.
- I do truly enjoy his suit.
- Can’t go wrong with a classic shawl collar.
- Shh.
- Oh, good: David Bowie won a Grammy.
- His first.
- Way to spot talent, Grammy Awards.
- The obligatory list of non-winners: Zeppelin, Run-DMC, Jimi Hendrix, MOTHERFUCKING QUEEN, Talking Heads, Lil Yachty.
- Okay, I cheated again and apparently Lady Gaga is singing with Metallica, and there are extras dressed like metal kids “moshing” behind them.
- This is why Trump won.
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Plus Chance the Rapper won some stuff.
Which is good.
I now resume caring nothing about the evening’s procedings, except that I am still prepared to fight anybody who poses an Adele vs Beyonce debate in my presence.
They’re both fine. Each singer has her attributes; both women have exceptional voices and several songs I enjoy.
That is the extent of my opinion.
And Prince was tributed. Which is good. Opinions on such may vary.
Opinions on Bruno Mars may vary, this is true.
But there is no opinion when it comes to Morris Day & The Time, only fact: they are funky.
Funky as fuck. Luckily, as far as I know, no video exists of me and my best friend Jim covering Jungle Love at our high school talent show circa 1985.
As far as I know, no video exists of me being picked out of the crowd (with several others) by Jerome to dance on stage with The Time during Jungle Love at BAM a few years ago. One of my lifetime memories. Funky as fuck.
“Ezekiel, commonly referred to by his epithet “King” Ezekiel, is a main character and a survivor of the outbreak in AMC’s The Walking Dead.”
Braking the tradition of ‘with out research’ I just cut and pasted the wiki. My wife and I watched this show as soon as I got home from VooDoo Dead.