“Hey, Lesh?”

“What, Bob?”

“Is that Eric or Don Junior?”

“My children are not named Eric or Don Junior, Bob. That’s Grahame. You have known him literally all of his life.”

“But not all of mine.”

“Just play the song, would ya?”

“Why doesn’t his beard touch his hair? Your boy has a skin moat going on.”

“I don’t know.”

“Is that the new fashion?”

“Bob.”

“Is it a meme?”

“Bob.”

“Monet tried to explain memes to me, but I just blasted Mingus at her until she stopped. Are those memes?”

“I’m begging you to just play the song, Bob.”

“Okee doke. Phil?”

“WHAAAA-aaat?”

“Is this your other boy on lead vocals here?”

“That’s a girl, Bob.”

“Well, you know: it’s 2018. I’m afraid to assume anything any more.”

“The song. Just play the song.”

“Sure. Phil?”

“Jesus, man. What?”

“Remind me what we’re playing again.”

“We’re playing Fire on the Mountain, Uncle Bob!”

“YOU SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO, BOY, AND NOT EVEN THEN!”

“Aw, geez, Pop.”