- Muslims.
- Mexicans.
- People from countries that are not technically Mexico, but are kinda Mexico.
- You know who I mean.
- Brazilians, because Donald Trump isn’t falling for that “we speak Portuguese” shit.
- Latvians (Personal reasons.)
- Latverians. (Might be Doom-bots in disguise.)
- Layabouts.
- Roustabouts.
- The bi-curious.
- Weird-looking fuckers.
- If you are an American and go to a Muslim country and stay there for more than eight days, then you cannot come back.
- Better safe than sorry.
- Donald Trump also feels losers, dummies, and fat broads should not be allowed into America.
- Gypsies.
- Tramps.
- Thieves.
- Half-breeds.
- Dark ladies.
- Why don’t we just say that everyone that Cher sang about will not be allowed in any longer, and deport Gregg Allman just to be sure.
- Again: better safe than sorry.
- Tongans.
- Formosans.
- Madagascarites.
- Zanzibarbarians.
- Liverpudlians.
- Sidneysiders.
- I cannot overstate how much better it is to be safe than it is to be sorry.
- Time travelers.
- Abandoned Gods.
- Sentient sound systems.
- Naiads
- Dryads.
- Two foreign children in a trenchcoat pretending to be one foreign man must not be allowed in the country.
- That probably should have been a rule already, honestly.
- If you are a foreign cop investigating a case and plan to come to America and get partnered up with a fast-talking black cop and cause a lot of property damage, think again.
- The poor.
- The huddled.
- Parasites coming here to breathe our air.
- For free, no less.
- I say it’s better to be safe than sorry.
What about San Lorenzans?
Only if they’re not Bokononists?
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Donald Trump grimaces while a cogent thought tries to form…
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Man-o-manischewitz! acid flashback…….where’s the peppercorns?